Girl 1: Did you know a boy said the F word at school?
me to myself: Holy cow these girls are only 6!!!
Girl 2: My mommy won't tell me what the F word is.
me to myself again: Good parenting skills.
Girl 3: I know what the F word is!
me in panic mode: Girl 3 is my daughter!!!
me out loud: You do?
Girl 3: yes. want me to tell you?
me to myself: yes. I mean NO! Can I imagine that little face saying that word?
me to her: what is it
Girl 3: I'll whisper it (She cups her hand to my ear ) faaarrrrt
me relieved to myself: that reminds me of the forte story
out loud: That's not really the right word.
Girl 1, 2 and 4: What did you say???
Girl 3 proudly: I said faaaarrrt!
Girls 1,2,3,4: High squeaky laughter
me: This could have been so much worse...